Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
I feel like Knowledge and Wisdom need to be swapped here.
IMO, I feel that knowledge represents facts. It was known that Frankenstein was a monster. He was created as such.
I feel that wisdom would tell us that he was not a monster at heart, and was actually innocent.
I think this is referencing the distinction between Dr Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster (who, to be fair, was at points referred to as “Frankenstein”). So, to expound upon the above;
Knowledge is knowing that Dr Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Dr Frankenstein is the monster.
This may be subtext, though.
some people who are gonna see this post are bigoted as fuck but i made it anyway
Anonymous said: How do you deal with the universe?
well one day i realised that i’m never gonna rule the universe and i’m too small to change all of it but what i can do is make some people happy in this tiny corner of it and ultimately that’s the most amazing thing anybody in the whole universe could ever do
yugichrist said: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called
if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else
It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease. Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them
People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable. They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.
what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal
That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.
People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem
requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here
those ass bandits will do anything to get wood
Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen
You go, Carlos.
fan base for carlos
die hard Carlos fan right here
Carlos Benavides is a long time caffeinator for Disney! He provided caffeination for
- Meet The Robinsons
- Whinnie the Pooh
OMG GUYS. IT’S HIM!!!!!!